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desktop only
pump.buddy requires a desktop browser with USB access.

open this on Chrome for Mac or Windows.
⚠️
Chrome required
pump.buddy uses the Web Serial API to talk to your device.

This only works on Chrome or Edge on desktop.
download Chrome →
anti-overtrade guardian
pump.buddy
says chill bro.

A physical device that watches your Solana wallet and screams at you when you're on tilt. No app. No notifications you'll ignore. A real thing on your desk.

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pump.buddy
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how it works
three steps.
zero installs.
01
CONNECT YOUR WALLET
Sign in with Phantom to save your settings. We only read your public key — zero transaction signing, zero risk. You can also run without an account.
02
PLUG IN YOUR DEVICE
Connect the pump.buddy via USB-C. Chrome talks directly to the ESP32 — no drivers, no downloads. Just click "connect" and pick the port.
03
SET YOUR RULES & TRADE
Choose which wallet to monitor, configure your overtrade rules, hit Start. When you're on tilt — the device screams at you.
what triggers the warning
you pick the rules.
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SPAM BUY
Too many buys in a short window. Classic FOMO spiral.
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LOSS STREAK
Consecutive losses in a time window. You're chasing.
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FREQUENCY SPIKE
Pure click frequency. Compulsive trading, no thinking.
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SESSION DRAWDOWN
Down more than X% since session start. Hard stop.
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MARTINGALE
Each buy bigger than the last after a loss. The riskiest pattern.
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FULLY CONFIGURABLE
Set thresholds, combine rules, enable hard block mode.
pump.buddy — ngmi if you ignore the warning
1
Connect
2
Device
3
Configure
4
Monitor
connect to save your settings

We use Phantom just to identify you and save your config across sessions. That's it.

what we do
✓ Read your public key (your identity)
✓ Save your rules + monitored wallet locally
✗ Never sign transactions
✗ Never touch your funds
✗ Never send data to any server
✓
Connect
2
Device
3
Configure
4
Monitor
step 2 of 4
connect your pump.buddy

Make sure the firmware is already loaded on your device (see the .ino file instructions). Then plug in via USB-C and click connect.

1
Plug in USB-C cable
Make sure it's a data cable, not charge-only
2
Click "Connect device" below
Chrome will show a port picker popup
3
Select your device from the list
Look for "CP210x" or "CH340" or "USB Serial"
✓
Connect
✓
Device
3
Configure
4
Monitor
step 3 of 4
your rules.

Which wallet should I watch? When should I yell at you?

wallet to monitor
This can be different from your Phantom wallet. Read-only, no signing required.
check interval
poll every
3s
Min 2s per aggiornamenti in tempo reale. Attenzione ai rate limit RPC sopra i 10s.
overtrade rules
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HARD BLOCK
Device locks up, won't reset automatically
monitoring
loading...
initializing...
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device —
tx checked
0
losses (window)
0
warnings fired
0
session P&L
—
recent transactions
waiting for transactions...
warning history
no warnings fired yet. good.
device display
pump.buddy device
pump.buddy
$
pump.buddy
says chill bro